The fastest man on the planet might soon be lacing up his boots for a non-league English football team. Usain Bolt has told talkSPORT he's ready to join Wythenshawe FC Vets, the viral sensation that's taken social media by storm.
"Listen, I'm ready. I'm ready. If I get into some shape, I'm ready to go," the Olympic legend said from Miami. And honestly, who wouldn't want to see that happen?
Wythenshawe Vets have become internet famous for one simple reason - their squad is absolutely stacked with former Premier League stars. We're talking about genuine title winners and household names who've decided to keep playing at the grassroots level.
Premier League champions Danny Drinkwater and Marc Albrighton regularly turn out for the team. They play alongside names like Papiss Cisse, Stephen Ireland, and Oumar Niasse. The roster reads like a Premier League throwback with 17 former top-flight players registered with the FA.
The squad also features Antonio Valencia, Joleon Lescott, Danny Simpson, and Maynor Figueroa. Even English legend Emile Heskey has appeared for the side, which has racked up over 30,000 TikTok followers.
Wythenshawe's Dominant Season
The team isn't just famous online - they're crushing it on the pitch too. Wythenshawe Vets have won all five matches in the Cheshire Veterans Football League this season. Their goal difference? A ridiculous +42 already.
With that kind of firepower, you'd probably fancy them to keep winning even if you spotted their opponents a few goals. Local non-league players better watch out if Bolt actually shows up.
Bolt's Football Dream
This isn't the first time Bolt has chased his football dreams. After retiring from athletics in 2017, the eight-time Olympic gold medallist gave it a proper go. He joined Australian side Central Coast Mariners in 2018 for a trial and actually scored twice in a friendly.
The Mariners offered him a contract, but couldn't afford his wages. Bolt also trained with Norwegian club Stromsgodset and even spent time with Borussia Dortmund. But nothing materialized, and apart from Soccer Aid appearances, he hung up his boots.
The 39-year-old also shared his thoughts on Manchester United's form under Michael Carrick. As a huge Red Devils fan, Bolt is pleased with what he's seeing. "The players look happy, energised, focused, they look ready," he said.
He's keeping his cards close on whether Carrick should get the job permanently though. "It's too soon. I'll give him three more games," Bolt added, showing he understands football management isn't just about short-term results.
